
You can’t ring in the New Year without first singing out the old, so here’s to the old—“
Auld Lang Syne” that is!
| Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne? And days of auld lang syne, my dear, And days of auld lang syne. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And days of auld lang syne?We twa hae run aboot the braes And pu'd the gowans fine. We've wandered mony a weary foot, Sin' auld lang syne. Sin' auld lang syne, my dear, Sin' auld lang syne, We've wandered mony a weary foot, Sin' auld ang syne. |
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We twa hae sported i' the burn, From morning sun till dine, But seas between us braid hae roared Sin' auld lang syne.Sin' auld lang syne, my dear, Sin' auld lang syne. But seas between us braid hae roared Sin' auld lang syne.And ther's a hand, my trusty friend, And gie's a hand o' thine; We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne. |
And now, let’s get on with the new you! In what has become a very twisted tradition, here is yet another of my seemingly endless renditions of a timeless classic:
“Oh, my Bigger Behind”
Should old binges be forgot, and bigger is my behind? Should old fad diets be forgot, And days of my growing behind? And days of my growing behind, my rear, And days of my growing behind, Should old fad diets be forgot, And days of my growing behind? We tried to eat the cabbage soup, And bought the TrimSpa line. We’ve wondered why we don’t lose weight, Sin’ of my growing behind. Sin’ of my growing behind, my rear, Sin’ of my growing behind. We’ve wondered why we don’t lose weight, Sin’ of my growing behind Did lunges until sported I' the burn, From morning sun till dine, But sense my hunger pangs still roared Sin' of my growing behind. Sin’ of my growing behind, my rear, Sin’ of my growing behind. But sense my hunger pangs still roared Sin' of my growing behind. And here’s a hand, my dieting friend, And gie's a hand o'
PGX; We'll tak' a cup o’ healthy food yet, For my shrinking behind. For my shrinking behind, my dear For my shrinking behind. We'll give
PGX a try yet, For shrinking my behind! Okay, enough misery! Although, it is a bit catchy if you sing it to the tune of the original. For a guaranteed healthier New Year’s Eve, I have some useful tips to close with:
- Drink mostly water. Unhealthy, sugary drinks will pack on the pounds in a hurry. This means limit your alcohol intake, too. So, stick to water: Remember, your body is two-thirds water so it should be at least two-thirds of what you drink!
- Avoid or limit appetizers and desserts. Most people get more than a meal’s worth of calories from appetizers and desserts alone, so make a commitment to limit yourself.
- Be sure to include exercise in your schedule – Get an hour of movement in before the party begins and burn off those extra calories that you may consume.
Have a happy and healthy New Year! Carpe Diet! Julia